I got this quiz from Ken Levine, oddly enough!
Let me hear your offer first! (OK, I'm taken. Yeesh!)
• B-Best Friend?
Probably The Wife. (Crap -- I screwed that up with "probably".)
• C-Cake or Pie?
Either, really. I don't see the point of the cake/pie divide. Carrot cake, apple pie -- how could I choose? Of course, this answer assumes choosing between the two for eating purposes. I'd definitely choose a pie over a cake to take in my face...but then, come to think of it, I've never been hit in the face with a cake, so I don't have a fair comparison to make. Hmmmmm.
• D-Drink Of Choice?
I don't have a drink of choice. I'll drink coffee or tea, Pepsi or Coke, rum or whiskey, wine or beer. I go with what I'm in the mood for. (The vast majority of what I drink, anyway, is good old water!)
• E-Essential Item You Use Everyday?
My 11-in-1 screwdriver. (I have a number of answers for this, actually: my diagonal pliers, my flashlights, my cell phone, and more....)
• F-Favorite Color?
• G-Gummy Bears Or Worms?
Ick. Not a fan of the Gummi stuff. I don't like the sensation that my jaw is literally bouncing off the item I'm trying to chew.
J-January Or February?
January. I like when the year is new, and the football playoffs are in full swing.
• K-Kids & Their Names?
• L-Life Is Incomplete Without?
Love, laughter, et cetera.
• M-Marriage Date?
May 17. (In 1997.)
• N-Number Of Siblings?
• O-Oranges Or Apples?
I love both, I really do! I probably tend more to apples because they're less work and they go great with peanut butter.
You want to see me flinch like nobody's ever flinched before? Get a rubber band and make like you're going to shoot it at me. Seriously. For some reason, that irrationally scares the shit out of me.
• Q-Favorite Quote?
I can't name a favorite quote, so here's a quote: "The fate of this man or that man was less than a drop, although it was a sparkling one, in the great blue motion of the sunlit sea." (TH White, The Once and Future King)
• R-Reason to Smile?
Any time David Caruso opens his mouth on CSI: Miami.
• T-Tag Three or Four People?
OK, they're tagged. They just don't know it.
• U-Unknown Fact About Me?
My favorite Friend was Chandler Bing.
• V-Vegetable you don't like?
Well, broccoli isn't technically a vegetable; it's pure evil in plant form. That leaves artichoke.
• W-Worst Habit?
Not writing enough.
• X-X-rays You've Had?
Aside from the normal ones, I had x-rays when I broke my collarbone in seventh grade.
• Y-Your Favorite Food?
Pizza. Or wings. Or kung pao chicken. Or a nice salad. Or a taco. Or a big burger. Or...you know.
• Z-Zodiac Sign?
Well, that was a time-waster....