Matt Jones, whom by virtue of having known him since fifth grade is the person outside my immediate family I've known the longest (unless you count the girl from 2nd grade who is now one of my Facebook friends) in my life, went and did something rather rash. Ach! He has to squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom now! Aieee!
In fifth grade, by the way, Matt and I had hair of similar length. Clearly, judging by his photos, we have gone in somewhat opposite directions.
Anyhow, congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Jones. May the Force be with them!