OK, I'm resorting to an old, tried-and-true technique for coming up with a Burst of Weirdness, but at least I haven't done this in a while: just linked funny stuff I found while Googling "Cthulhu".
The Cthulhu Babies.
I can't bring myself to type out the name of this one.
Worst Cthulhu pun ever!
Oh my God, I so want this cake at my birthday this year. (And what's really cool is that this cake only came in second at a contest called "Demented Breakfast Cereal Treats". What came in first? You won't believe it. Go here. Yup, that's pretty demented. I wish it had a video.)