I have personally gone to great effort to remove a certain bit of wardrobe-related knowledge from my brain, but Andrew Cory brings it screaming back. Dammit! (The article of clothing in question is, to my way of thinking, the most spectacularly evil and useless item in the entire world of clothing. That is, considering only the stuff I'd ever have to wear. I'm certain that women can lay claim to all manner of items of at least equal evil value, starting with high heels.)
At least the page Andrew links is written with a "Yeah, this sucks, but if you're unfortunate enough to need it, here it is" tone.