The Non-Apology Apology, in action!

Justin Timberlake, on the Janet Jackson nipple exposure: "I regret the wardrobe malfunction."

We should hear more like this! How about George W. Bush: "No WMDs? I regret the intelligence malfunction."

Filmmakers Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich: "Godzilla sucked? We regret the screenplay malfunction."

Former Red Sox Manager Grady Little: "We lost Game Seven of the ALCS? I regret the pitching staff management malfunction."

Whoever decided to go with "New Coke": "We regret the cola flavor malfunction."

Skater Tonya Harding: "I regret the lead pipe malfunction."

Any other suggestions, folks? Let 'em fly!