Monday, December 22, 2003

Football? What's that?

I watched exactly zero minutes of football yesterday. Not a one. I have given up hope. My Bills have been placed on the funeral pyre, and the armies of Darkness -- better known as the Patriots -- are swarming across the world. Soon, I suspect, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will be hoisting another Lombardi Trophy, Sean will be dancing around squealing about "his precious", and the NFL will fall into shadow.

But at least the Dolphins will be joining the Bills on the pyre.

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