Time for a George Carlin moment:
"In New Hampshire, the license plates read, 'Live Free, or DIE'! Well, I'm certainly not gonna move there! I don't want to live anyplace where they mention death, right on the license plates...Idaho's license plates read, 'Famous Potatoes'. I guess those are the extremes in thought. It would seem to me that, somewhere between 'Live Free or Die' and 'Famous Potatoes', the truth lies. Probably, it's a little closer to 'Famous Potatoes'. But, that's just one fella's opinion."