Wednesday, March 12, 2003

An almost-certain war, deficits spiraling to scary levels, millions of citizens without health insurance, homeland security concerns, rising unemployment (including yours truly), an economy that is teetering on the edge of plopping right back into recession....

....and yet, it seems that some of our Congressmen need something better with which to occupy their stress-addled brains.

Instead of "Freedom Fries" and "Liberty Toast", I propose more accurate names: "Stupid-and-useless-measure-by-a-mental-midget Fries" and "Twits-with-entirely-too-much-responsibility-and-time-on-their-hands Toast".

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